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1999 Vintage: The Harrison Ford Appearance

Why did he present Best Picture? Because when you’re Han Solo, you’re the only person trusted to deliver the most controversial news of the night.

Part of the 38 Oscars Jokes: The 1999 “Shakespeare, Spielberg & Benigni’s Leap” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Scream_Fan_9609/29/2012 15:10What’s your favorite funny joke? This one!
@AOL_Instant_Msg05/20/2012 08:27I just set this as my away message. Classic!
@Palm_Pilot_User09/19/2013 16:45Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli09/08/1997 00:26That still only counts as one laugh!
@RoboCop_9004/24/2000 20:16Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
@Rugrats_Tommy08/05/2014 08:53A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Beanie_Campbell01/13/2004 11:07True friendship is sharing a good joke.
@Doge_Much_Funny02/23/1995 19:20Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
@Facepalm_Master10/14/2006 13:33I facepalmed and then I laughed.
@Hashtag_Master08/18/1995 22:57#funny #joke #retro #90s

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