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1995 Classic: The Glue Stick vs. Liquid Glue

Why the sticky fingers? Because liquid glue always turned into a giant puddle that took three days to dry, ruining your art project.

Part of the 35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1995 “Chalk Dust, Tamagotchis & The Overhead Projector” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Duke_Nukem_Quotes01/02/2015 19:11Shake it, baby! That is a funny one.
@Incredibles_Dash02/02/2010 00:24That was super fast and super funny!
@Tank_Operator11/20/2012 14:19Loading the training program... for comedy.
@Starship_Troopers06/23/2013 00:59I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Trainspotting_Rent11/26/2004 11:07Choose life. Choose a joke.
@Chocolate_Rain10/09/1996 06:37I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Scumbag_Steve_X04/05/2006 18:42Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@Tuenti_Specialist10/05/2002 08:26A classic from the Spanish web too!
@StrongBad_Mail10/28/2003 09:26I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

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