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2010 Archive: The Fruit Ninja Injury

The boy who scratched his phone screen entirely to pieces during a library session because he was trying to slice virtual watermelons with frantic finger swipes.

Part of the 37 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Reveal, Angry Birds & Instagram Launch” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The School & Teacher Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebTV_Viewer03/01/2008 11:04Reading this on my television! Technology is amazing!
@Fresh_Prince_9003/17/2003 12:52In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@OfficeWorker_9909/23/2013 15:23I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@BitTorrent_0102/01/2015 23:49Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Snatch_Mickey05/31/2015 21:03Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Dodgeball_Pat11/12/1996 07:41If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@First_World_P01/19/2010 11:56My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
@Homestar_Runner03/31/2015 00:48That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!
@Browser_War_V09/10/2008 21:33Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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