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2018 Vintage: The Bluetooth Speaker Alarm

Jumping three feet out of your armchair because a tiny electronic cylinder on the shelf suddenly shouted “BLUETOOTH CONNECTED” at maximum volume in a robotic female voice.

Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Flossing, Smart Home Scare & Wireless Headphone Woes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AltaVista_Pro06/20/2013 07:11Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Scream_Ghostface08/14/1995 03:57Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Opera_User_9907/12/2011 03:40Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.
@iPhone_User_0703/11/2012 16:08There’s an app for that? No, just this site!
@Android_Bot_9901/17/1996 07:13Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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