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1995 Classic: The Backpack Weight

Why did 1995 kids have back problems? Because carrying every single hardcover textbook at once was basically basic training for the special forces.

Part of the 35 School & Teacher Jokes: The 1995 “Chalk Dust, Tamagotchis & The Overhead Projector” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Men_In_Black_J11/15/2005 09:33Don’t flash that neuralyzer, I want to remember this!
@X-Gen_Mark11/15/2007 22:03This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.
@SpiderMan_Peter10/07/1997 11:47My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Inkjet_Printers08/10/2009 09:54Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Ghostbusters_V03/16/2005 05:09Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@Arthur_Fist_Fan10/29/2003 14:17My fist is clenched... with joy!
@Map_Maker_X12/04/2000 10:21The layout of this joke is perfect. 10/10.
@Maplestory_Kid04/26/2012 20:19@@@@@@@@@@@@ HA HA HA!
@Filter_Fanatic10/12/2010 22:34This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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