“It has 10 cameras!” “Now I can take high-resolution photos of my failures from every possible angle. The future is bright.” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes:… Read More »2025 Legacy: The 2025 Phone

 “It’s $25 for a ticket!” “Does it include a seat?” “No, but you get a collectible cup that you’ll throw away in three days.” Part of the… Read More »2025 Classic: The 2025 Movie Theater

 A guy tells his wife, “We’re just like Lucia and Jason from the trailer—trust is everything!” She says, “If ‘trust’ means I have to trust… Read More »2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Marriage

 “Are you not entertained?!” “I’ll be entertained when you finish the taxes, Marcus Aurelius. The Colosseum can wait.” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2025… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Gladiator II Aftermath

 “I’m leaning into my dark side.” “Your ‘dark side’ is just you forgetting to turn on the hallway light and stubbing your toe. Very spooky.” Part of… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Part 2

 “I’m ‘Leonida-ready’.” “Meaning?” “I’ve accepted that nothing makes sense anymore and I’m just here for the chaos.” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2025 “Leonida Dreams… Read More »2025 Archive: The Final 2025 Thought

Legacy Suit: “I’m wearing the new Superman suit! It’s classic!” “Kevin, you’re just wearing red underwear over your blue jeans. You look less like the ‘Man of… Read More »2025 Classic: The Superman

 “I’m stuck in a canon event!” “Is it the one where you forget our anniversary? Because that seems to be a recurring timeline.” Part of the… Read More »2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait

 “Why was 2025 so fast?” “Because we spent the whole year waiting for 2026 and the release of that one game we’ve been wanting since 2013.” Part… Read More »2025 Legacy: The 2025 Exit

 “My resolution is to actually play GTA VI… and maybe learn the name of my new AI overlord.” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2025… Read More »2025 Classic: The New Year’s 2026 Resolution