2004 Vintage: The Soda
I’m “fizzing” with excitement for the sequel. Part of the 136 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Social Network Dawn (2004) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Legacy: The “Stop-Loss” Order
Why was it called “The Backdoor Draft”? Because “Congratulations, your 4-year contract is now a 40-year commitment” was too long for a flyer. Part of… Read More »2004 Legacy: The “Stop-Loss” Order
2003 Archive: The Finding Nemo Mania
Why were the kids crying at the aquarium? Because Pixar taught us that “fish are friends, not food,” making the grilled salmon at the BBQ… Read More »2003 Archive: The Finding Nemo Mania
2002 Vintage: The Kelly
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Kelly. / Kelly who? / Kelly (Can-he) believe I’m the first American Idol? Part of the 45 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »2002 Vintage: The Kelly
2002 Archive: The Launch of the iPAQ
Why did we want a Pocket PC? Because we thought that having a tiny version of Windows in our hand was the peak of “business… Read More »2002 Archive: The Launch of the iPAQ
2002 Legacy: The Mr. Deeds Compassion
Adam Sandler inherited 40 billion dollars and all he wants to do is help people and wear sneakers. Relatable. Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners:… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Mr. Deeds Compassion
2000 Archive: The Nokia 3310
Why is the new Nokia like a husband? It’s indestructible, has a very simple interface, and the only thing it’s actually good for is playing Snake.… Read More »2000 Archive: The Nokia 3310
1999 Classic: The Alex
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alex. / Alex who? / Alex-plain the Y2K bug once you open up! Part of the 48 Classic Knock-Knock… Read More »1999 Classic: The Alex
1999 Archive: The Eiffel Tower Flash
Why was the photographer nervous? He heard the Eiffel Tower’s millennium lights would be so bright they’d overexpose every film roll in a 10-mile radius.… Read More »1999 Archive: The Eiffel Tower Flash
1999 Archive: The Strawberry Hard Candy Brick
Reaching into a dark winter coat pocket and pulling out a solid, sticky mass of five individual strawberry-patterned hard candies that have melted together over… Read More »1999 Archive: The Strawberry Hard Candy Brick