2003 Vintage: The Laptop Battery Life
Why did the consultant bring two chargers? Because “Mobile Power” in 2003 meant 1 hour of work and 4 hours of looking for a plug.… Read More »2003 Vintage: The Laptop Battery Life
2003 Legacy: The Little Bee
What do you call a bee that’s a sore loser? A “cry-bee.” Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo” Edition archive.… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Little Bee
2003 Legacy: The Bar Snack
“Are these peanuts salted?” “They’re 90% salt, 10% mystery.” Part of the 69 Bar Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes Store” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Bar Snack
2002 Legacy: The Blade II
“I’m a Daywalker!” “No, you’re just a guy who forgot his sunglasses and is now squinting at the sun.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2002… Read More »2002 Legacy: The Blade II
2002 Archive: The Steven Seagal Whisper
Why Half Past Dead? Because Steven Seagal reached a point in his career where he was moving so little that the crew had to check his… Read More »2002 Archive: The Steven Seagal Whisper
2002 Classic: The Rise of the AKP in Turkey
Why was Erdogan’s party victory a shock? Because they promised “stability” and “Islamism light,” a combination that sounded like a diet soda that was about… Read More »2002 Classic: The Rise of the AKP in Turkey
2001 Vintage: The Creed “Weathered” Boom
Why the baritone? For the album that sold 800k copies in its first week because Scott Stapp’s arms were just that wide open. Part of… Read More »2001 Vintage: The Creed “Weathered” Boom
2001 Archive: The Bodybuilder
“I’ll change it, but I’m doing a bicep curl with the ladder.” Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and Socket… Read More »2001 Archive: The Bodybuilder
2001 Legacy: The GameCube Owner
One, but the bulb is purple and has a handle. Part of the 59 Light Bulb Jokes: 2001 – A Space and Socket Odyssey archive.… Read More »2001 Legacy: The GameCube Owner
2000 Legacy: The Skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton make a New Year’s resolution? His heart wasn’t in it. Part of the 55 Original Dad Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Archive… Read More »2000 Legacy: The Skeleton