2015 Vintage: The Precision Diagnosis
My doctor said, “We’re using precision medicine now.” I asked what that means. He said, “It means I can tell you exactly which gene makes… Read More »2015 Vintage: The Precision Diagnosis
2014 Classic: Taylor Swift vs. Spotify
Why was it so quiet? Because in 2014, Taylor decided streaming was “an experiment,” and we all had to go back to listening to the… Read More »2014 Classic: Taylor Swift vs. Spotify
2013 Vintage: The Pacific Rim
“I’m piloting a giant robot!” “You’re controlling a dishwasher and you’re doing a terrible job. Focus.” Part of the 55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Pacific Rim
2013 Classic: The World War Z Sprint
Zombies don’t walk anymore; they swarm like angry bees. 2013 is the year I realized I really need to start doing cardio. Part of the… Read More »2013 Classic: The World War Z Sprint
2012 Legacy: The Zero Dark Thirty
“I’m on a mission!” “The mission to find your keys? Because you’ve been at it for twenty minutes.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Zero Dark Thirty
2012 Legacy: The 2012 “Recount”
Why were we still arguing about Florida? Because every election year is the same, and the holiday table is the primary battleground. Part of the… Read More »2012 Legacy: The 2012 “Recount”
2011 Classic: The Starbucks Fan
“I’ll have a Venti-Watt, half-caf, with a splash of lightning.” Part of the 68 Light Bulb Jokes: 2011 – The Blocky Glow archive. Historically Verified
2010 Classic: Record of the Year
Why “Use Somebody”? Because it’s the official anthem of every person who has ever been lonely in a cool way. Part of the 38 Grammy… Read More »2010 Classic: Record of the Year
2010 Classic: The Despicable Me Premiere
Why did the President like Gru? Because Gru was a “Villain” who actually had a plan that worked—unlike most of the 2010 Congress. Part of… Read More »2010 Classic: The Despicable Me Premiere
2010 Archive: The Dodd-Frank Reform
Why was the Wall Street bill so long? Because it takes 2,300 pages to explain to a banker that they shouldn’t gamble with money that… Read More »2010 Archive: The Dodd-Frank Reform