2018 Vintage: The Poet
“The glass is a cold moon that forgot the sun.” Part of the 64 Light Bulb Jokes: 2018 – The Snap Edition archive. Historically Verified
2018 Archive: The 2018 New Year’s Eve
Why were we looking at 2019? Because Kawhi was in Toronto, Mahomes was the MVP, and Tiger was heading back to Augusta. Part of the… Read More »2018 Archive: The 2018 New Year’s Eve
2018 Classic: Drake (In My Feelings)
Why were people jumping out of moving cars? Because the “Kiki Challenge” convinced 2018 that risking your life for a 15-second clip was the ultimate… Read More »2018 Classic: Drake (In My Feelings)
2016 Vintage: The Best Costume Design
Why did Mad Max win? Because making “Post-Apocalyptic Grunge” look like high fashion is a Herculean task. Part of the 41 Oscars Jokes: The 2016… Read More »2016 Vintage: The Best Costume Design
2015 Legacy: The Fantastic Four Reboot
I’ve already forgotten this happened. Let’s move on to 2016. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The 2015 Reality Glitch archive. Historically Verified
2015 Vintage: The “Wildest Dreams” Taylor
She’s in Africa with a lion and a vintage camera. Taylor is living in a perpetual 1950s postcard. Part of the 68 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2015 Vintage: The “Wildest Dreams” Taylor
2015 Classic: The Minions Movie Influx
The computer teacher decorating every single computer lab monitor with yellow, cylinder-shaped cartoon stickers, making the room look like an industrial animation factory. Part of… Read More »2015 Classic: The Minions Movie Influx
2015 Legacy: The Alabama Shakes “Sound & Color”
Why the Grammys? For Brittany Howard proving that soul-rock belonged in the future, not just the past. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock Star… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Alabama Shakes “Sound & Color”
2015 Classic: The Room Performance
Why Brie Larson? For a movie so claustrophobic and intense that the audience needed a deep breath and a hug as soon as the credits… Read More »2015 Classic: The Room Performance
2014 Archive: The A Million Ways to Die in the West
Why Seth MacFarlane? For proving that the Wild West was 10% cowboys and 90% finding inventive ways to die of boredom. Part of the 40… Read More »2014 Archive: The A Million Ways to Die in the West