Why did the National Guard look confused? Because they were told they were “Peacekeeping,” but their equipment was designed for “Total Annihilation.” Part of the… Read More »2012 Archive: The “Total Force” Weekend
Why was he making a fake movie? Because in 2012, he proved that the best way to save hostages is to hire a Hollywood makeup… Read More »2012 Legacy: Ben Affleck (Argo)
“Is this medicine ‘Smart’?” “It’s smarter than the guy who tried to pay for it with a picture of a check.” Part of the 67… Read More »2011 Classic: The Pharmacist
She says the Dyson has “more focus” than I do. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & Snapchat” Edition archive. Historically Verified
Why Wolfgang Amadeus Phoenix? Because French indie-pop is the “fancy cheese” of the Grammy categories. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The 2010 “Single Ladies… Read More »2010 Archive: Best Alternative Music Album
The group of tech-obsessed kids sitting in the back of the library watching a grainy YouTube video of someone opening a new gadget box, treating… Read More »2009 Archive: The Unboxing Video Discovery
Why Sandra Bullock? For proving that all it takes to win an Oscar is a blonde wig, a determined walk, and a very large offensive… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Blind Side “Mama Bear”
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Robin. / Robin who? / Robin the kitchen for some snacks! Part of the 49 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Robin
Why was the passenger using his shoe as a pillow? Because JetBlue started charging $7 for a blanket and a pillow. Part of the 46… Read More »2008 Vintage: The JetBlue Pillow Fee
Why was the 2008 VP race so entertaining? Because for a few months, Americans weren’t sure if they were watching the news or an extended… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Sarah Palin “I Can See Russia” Quote
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