2024 Legacy: The Fallout Show
I told her I’m ready for the apocalypse. She said, “You can’t even handle a power outage without complaining that the iPad isn’t charged.” Part… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Fallout Show
2024 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
Why Emma Roberts? For Madame Web, a film where her most important role was just being pregnant in the 70s. Part of the 35 Razzie… Read More »2024 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
2024 Vintage: The Neighbor
She told the neighbor his EV was “humming with an air of superiority.” Part of the 62 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2024 “Election & AI Video”… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Neighbor
2023 Vintage: The Final Result
I asked ChatGPT how to win an argument with my wife. It said: “I am an AI, not a miracle worker.” Part of the 56… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Final Result
2022 Vintage: The Scared Elephant
Why don’t elephants use cell phones? They’re afraid of the “trunk” calls. Part of the 54 Original Dad Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Scared Elephant
2022 Vintage: The White Russian
“The Dude abides the new Twitter management.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2022 “Elon Buys Twitter & Top Gun” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2019 Legacy: The Marie Kondo
My wife watched the Netflix special. She held me up and asked if I “spark joy.” I held my breath for ten seconds. She put… Read More »2019 Legacy: The Marie Kondo
2019 Classic: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home? Part of the 53 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2019 Endgame Edition… Read More »2019 Classic: The Annie
2019 Archive: Ad Astra
Why was Brad Pitt in space again? Because in 2019, Hollywood decided that the moon needs more daddy issues and high-speed rover chases. Part of… Read More »2019 Archive: Ad Astra
2018 Vintage: The 2018 Verdict
Why do lawyers love 2018? Because the more “protected” people’s data became, the more lawyers they needed to protect it. Part of the 45 Lawyer… Read More »2018 Vintage: The 2018 Verdict